Good Thoughts

If the Road is Beautiful then, Worry About the Destination, But if the Destination is Beautiful, Then Don't Worry About The Road !

We Always Feel that GOD Never comes on Time When We Call Him...But the Truth is ~ "He is Always on Time" But "We are Always in Hurry !

Trust the One Who can See, These Three Thing in You ~Sorrow Behind Your SMILE, Love Behind Your ANGER & Reason Behind Your SILENCE !

Beautiful things Are not Always Good ~ But Good things are Always Beautiful !!!

Never Miss the First Opportunity, Because the Second Opportunity Will be Much More Difficult than First !!!

Dreams Aren't those That You Have when You are Asleep, Dreams are Those that Don't Let You Sleep till They are Fulfilled !!!

SMS :)

Boy : Tuj me Rab dikhata hai yara mai kya karu ?

Girl :.... Darshan kar...

Puja kar

Aashirwad le

Prasad kha

aur aage nikal

piche aur b bhakt khade hai.......

Real Facts

REAL TRUTH: Girls always starts love with this sentence We are FRIENDS.......!!!!!! ? ? ? & Boys always ends love with this sentence.... ...WE ARE JUST FRIENDS.

Awesome Quote

" Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
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"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."
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"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."
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"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."
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"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."
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"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?Turn out the lights! "
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"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."
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"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
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"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
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"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
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"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."
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"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "
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We(O)man

1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..



2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything


3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..


4. (ANYTIME.)..
Men: At what time do I have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 PM?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime.

“This is your first time!!!”

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 50th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 50 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “Happy going marriage”.

Editor: “Sir. It’s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?”


Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: “We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time “.

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said “This is your second time” and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!”



I shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy??…”

She gave a silent look and said: “This is your first time!!!”

Husband: “That’s it, and we are happily married ever after.”